Jack Sh*t Really Sh*tty Meme

Thanks to Jack Sh*t (of Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit fame), I no longer have to come up with fresh blogging content on my own! Fill, and post! It's so easy!! And if you call now, ...wait, that's not right. Anyway, to the meme!

Achilles heel: 
Myself. Listening to the doubts and fears in my head instead of the strength I know is there and the praise and encouragement from others.

Battle cry:
"Let's get ready to ZUUUUUMMMMBBAAAAAAA!!!!" -Ron Grace at our first Zumba party at the Scott County Family YMCA.

Casket size:
Short.

Deformity:
Again, short.

Embarrassing nickname:
Burger--don't ask.

Fish I’d most like to be if I were somehow, for some reason, forced to be turned into a fish:
Halibut, because they swim on their side..and that's just weird.

Getaway route:
Straight shot to Jack Sh*t's house.

Hillbilly name (click here): 
I'm already a hillbilly so I reckon it's Angela Dawn.

Inanimate object I most resemble:

Short little thing sitting in the corner making noise that people occasionally stop and laugh at.








“Jack”, Favorite blogger named:
Bloggers named "Jack"...hmmm.....I'm not sure I know any.....wow, this is really a tough one......I think I'll have to come back to it.

Knot I have most trouble untying:
Upper-right corner of my left shoulder-blade, can you get that for me?

Last lesson learned:
I just learned this via @nomorebacon on Twitter: Being the first person at the office means you control the office temperature for the day.
All those years I worked in a office and I didn't know this.


Middle letter of middle name:
aw


Nearest Chinese restaurant:
There's a wok in the kitchen, does that count?


Oldest person I know:
Everyone older than me.

Pancakes, Favorite topping for:
Dark Karo Syrup

Quality I wish I had more of:
Decisiveness. No..self-discipline. No....decisiveness. No....oh snap.

Rap artist I’d most like to chillax with:
Natalie Portman (If you haven't seen the SNL sketch, here's the censored version)

Salad dressing I despise most:
Due to a dairy allergy, anything with milk. Or cheese. And this is an alarming number of them.

TV show I wish would disappear forever:
All 'reality' television. ALL. OF. THEM.


Underwear, Favorite kind/color:
Um, can you repeat the question?

Vice that I wish I could do away with:
Mine or someone else's?

Website that I check first every day:
Twitter

Xerox, Funniest thing I’ve copied on:
A comic I drew for a (now-defunct) webcomic's guest week.

“Yes,” Dumbest thing to which I’ve answered:
Do you know Jack Sh*t?


Zombie, Favorite “brain” dish if I ever became a:
Mixed with scrambled eggs. And a dash of pepper.